Snippets
Conversations of 4 year old:
V: Mom, i'm going to shoot that guy, you say" you saved my life" and run to me, ok?
Mom: Huh!
V: And you kiss me and say " Thank you , James"
Mom:* makes mental note to watch less of Bond movies*!!!!!!!!!
V: Why is this juice like water?
Mom: This is coconut water, it does not have any colour. It looks like water.
V: Oook, so we pretend to drink it, and spit it out like alex and gloria in Madagascar? Lets do it..
Mom: * wondering why she always ends having no answer*
V: * Swats mosquito. Demands to know why it is not flying anymore*
Mom: It's dead, gone. Now no more flying.
Two days later...
V: * spots a dead bird on the roadside*" Amma what happened to the bird?"
Mom: " It's dead kanna"
V:" How? I didn't swat it."
V: Amma, when i become big and you become small, you'll give me car to drive?
Mom: Yes..when you become really big and old enough.
V: And when you are small enough i'll scold you and swat you if you bite your nails...
6 comments:
lol. I can see there is lots of fun ahead - as you grow small...
"Ill scold you if you bite your nails?" hehe that is very cute!
Nitya: Looking forward to it...i suspect the possibility of being made to sit in the naughty corner often!
Cynic: My instant reaction was far more, ahem...'rustic'. But i said that under my breath and out of his ear. Then i smiled:-)
hahaha :)
be very afraid, be very afraid!
Hey, I thought only Dooby had the cute concept of me becoming a small girl....and I even wondered why she couldnt get the idea that people become big from small....really cute conversations....
hes going to aswat you if you bite your nails....was laughing for a long time after reading this one:)
Nino's mum: Am already cowering behind the sofa..and wondering what all will the next years bring!
Niv: So this is universal..lets all become small and enjai!At lest i will not have to work for my food:-)
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